I’m thinking maybe we can give him a tennis racket with sparklers on the end so he can swat at the ENDANGERED SPECIES of falcons that will be attacking him as they try to defend their young. Or maybe, the falcons will just decide that this circus of a freakshow isn’t the safe natural breeding ground they thought it was, and they’ll leave or die or stop reproducing and it’ll be 1962 all over again.
I’m thinking maybe we can give him a tennis racket with sparklers on the end so he can swat at the ENDANGERED SPECIES of falcons that will be attacking him as they try to defend their young. Or maybe, the falcons will just decide that this circus of a freakshow isn’t the safe natural breeding ground they thought it was, and they’ll leave or die or stop reproducing and it’ll be 1962 all over again.